Christopher Holland

"Try the C-Section Milk Stout!"

"Get the soup, salad, and carbsticks. Leave feeling completely depressed and sleepy. Go back to work and pass out at desk with Imgur open. Diarrhea too."

"Try the ground beef milkshake, amazeballz."

"Someone rubber vaseline on all the silverware. Doesnt matter, had sex. Try the smurf n turf or the char grilled aardvark."

"Farty. This tip is too short."

"Get bombed, try the Winston Lights casserole. Enjoy the natural wildlife sounds of the dog park. "