Ted Williams

"Achievement: obtain Discount Tire brand bottled water."

"Keep in mind, they only have 700W microwaves, so nuke yesterday's pizza twice if work didn't give you per diem."

"There's an ATM, but for most folks it will involve a $1.50 service fee. Plus cards for all those holidays or occasions you're likely to forgot about until you're about to get in your car to leave."

"The fast food line is slower than it should be, but the wings and tea are good."

""Sushi A" all the way."

"Yeah, lucked out and happen to went today, didn't know they ran that $10 special. Guess it's my luck day, should go buy a lotto ticket with the savings."