Zach Simpson

"The "free" draft beer is apparently only valid if you are staying at the hotel."

"Zach is not a liar... The dog is not a Husky, so by definition it cannot be cute. As the world knows, Huskies set the definition for cuteness."

"... The dog is not as cute as advertised..."

"The music here appears to be on a 15 minute loop"

"The music is too loud and it smells funny."

"If you want to sit at a booth, be prepared to be put in a dark corner"