Alan Swan

"Spicier than I last remembered. No need to add additional chilli now."

"Japanese stall here is terribly slow. My mum queued for roast duck rice, ordered, ate and went to order drinks before my ramen arrived. My mum is what you call a slow eater."

"Mee rebus from Muslins store taste terrible and costs $3."

"Parking space is severely lacking."

"Park and Ride carpark. $3 a day on weekdays."