Jerri Long

"Found food too advanced for my basic tastes. Going to try and find basic food elsewhere."

"Held my first mock trial today. I decided that socks with sandles is now a requirement for all people in Canada. Failure to comply will mean the death penalty (they brought it back just for this)."

"Looking forward to the installation of the new extreme grip ice here. Should make it so that people will no longer slip and fall when walking across it in their flip flops. Safety first."

"Sales staff here less than helpful. Asked to take car for test drive and was refused."