Daniel Arcé

"No wifi in the bathroom. The ignominy!"

"Don't look at the screen!"

"The Belgian Kwak comes in a peculiar glass"

"You can't see the lake, though."

"Sad to report that the egg breakfast came with avocado as hard as a pencil eraser. Waiter's response: "it's hard to get avocado in winter, so we just served it anyhow." Coffee was alright."