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"Possibly the best slow-moving ride at MK if you get a good skipper!"(42 Tips)
"Super fun and hilarious if you've got the right tour guide."(11 Tips)
"Our tour guide was fantastic."(7 Tips)
"line can be long on these classic rides, suggest."(4 Tips)

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Kristine RoskoJuly 24, 2016
Tour guides "guide" riders through the jungles of the world, narrating w/ TONS of puns! Hilarious! Amazing animatronics! FastPass+ recommended. Better during the day than at night (for visuals).
ErinOctober 21, 2012
This is my all time favorite ride its no big thunder mountain but its so bad with the jokes I go on it about 5 times every year. The best skipper we had was last year, she improvised alot.
Andrew G.August 27, 2015
As the ride ages, the cruise "guides" have become the best parts- dishing out charming and hokey one liners by the boat load.
Josh SeibertOctober 30, 2012
MARCIE (did I spell that right?...whatever) IS THE BEST! Seth is just as awesome, but Marcie was our first skipper. And you know there's just always something about your first ;)
jiresellFebruary 19, 2017
Been here 5+ times
Always enjoyable. The boat skipper/guide really is the key to enjoyment of this ride. The cornier the jokes the better!
Greg GApril 10, 2016
Been here 5+ times
If you get a good skipper this ride can be hysterical. Ours was great and the jokes are so corny you can't help but laugh.
Rep OrlandoJune 2, 2013
Word play is excellent! They are better than 95% of all current Hip Hop artists
Slightly PerfectMarch 9, 2016
If you get an enthusiastic guide, it's hilarious. Definitely worth the stop every time we're in MK.
Chuck CurtisDecember 15, 2013
If you go during a busy day. Use your fast pass option for this ride and use the time to go on Pirates and the Swiss Family tree house.
Liv AdsheadAugust 23, 2016
Our skipper made this attraction for us- very funny commentary! The animals do look incredibly life like.
Jenna StaufferOctober 20, 2013
Your experience will vary depending on which skipper you get. Some are awesome and improvise and some just read from the script.
Miriam GoldmanJuly 17, 2015
Super fun and hilarious if you've got the right tour guide. The audio animatronics are awesome :-)
Reedy Creek Radio.Com Theme Park MusicMay 6, 2013
Been here 5+ times
Watch out. Queue is full of dangerous animals! ;)
KassandraDecember 17, 2015
A classic ride with punny jokes if you have a fun "tour guide" during Christmas they tweak the jokes and add decorations for the "jingle cruise"
Matthew FronheiserNovember 17, 2015
It all depends on your skipper on how your experience is. Just remember...."It's the only thing in the Magic Kingdom that's not Frozen.....It's water!!!"
Clarissa McDanielOctober 4, 2016
Cute and corny. Ride during the day and later at night for different experiences.
Laur Lo SkiApril 14, 2017
It's disappointing if you've been to Animal Kingdom and do the actual Safari as this is a fake Safari ride. But if there's a 60 min or less wait, grab a dole whip and get inline for this cooldown ride
Dave StubbsDecember 23, 2012
One of the beat rides at Magic Kingdom if you're a fan of puns, word-play, and wedgy jokes.
Zach JaydonFebruary 19, 2013
Go at night! The humor is more "adult," there are much less screaming kids and it's NOT HOT.
Vickie MoranNovember 26, 2013
Come late at night if you can. The line is much shorter and it's cool seeing things by the light of the boat.
AJ SinclairDecember 16, 2015
Been here 5+ times
A nice, relaxing ride around the rivers of the world, with captains who keep you laughing almost the whole trip!
Jared MidkiffMarch 1, 2014
If you thought the ride was corny or lame then unlike the guy on the pole over the rhino, you've missed the point...love this ride!
Fred KellyNovember 21, 2015
Never got to go on it as my 4 year old was pulled out of the line for only wearing underwear (pants had gotten wet).
Jessica LegnerFebruary 23, 2016
The ride is pretty hokey, but the driver really is the key to making the trip entertaining. Fake animals, exciting waterfall. Meh.
Amelia GapinJanuary 13, 2013
Been here 25+ times
Best ride! The skipper can totally make or break it. Gotta like dry humor though
ᴡ HandyAugust 13, 2014
Brandon "with a B" was incredible! Best guide we've ever had.
Kevin WelchJuly 22, 2019
This ride provides the rare opportunity to see the backside of water. Simply amazing!
Kevin VincentNovember 13, 2014
Been here 5+ times
You get to see the 8th wonder of the world on this ride. The backside of water.
Shravan ArasJanuary 9, 2014
Its fun and does not have a long line. The park attendants piloting the cruise are hilarious and have a dark sense of humor.
Travis CooperJuly 31, 2011
It's best to go at night. Possibly the best slow-moving ride at MK if you get a good skipper!
Johnathan WilliamsJuly 10, 2016
The cast is the star here. Puns aplenty and old animatronic animals await.
Mallorie GreinerFebruary 26, 2015
The cast members make this ride great. Animals could uses one refurb.
Renee Lukosavich WrightOctober 22, 2013
Hopefully you'll get Lynsey! She's the funniest boat captain; she didn't take anything seriously. 😆
Max HrabrovMarch 15, 2013
If you are lucky enough to get Marcy as your driver, you'll pass out laughing! If you aren't, get off and wait for Marcy. Seriously.
Felipe BarrientosDecember 31, 2014
Meet elephants, hippos and other mammals. Thankfully the insect level is low and no mosquito repellent is needed.
Cat RFebruary 23, 2014
Lindsay is the best cruise guide...super funny and just sells the ride completely
Hannah SlothowerOctober 18, 2012
Punny jokes, cool scenery, fun time! Go at night for an eerie visit
Jeremy MannixNovember 13, 2012
Been here 50+ times
Skipper Lisa is hilarious! Check out one if her boats! Jeremy too they know what they are doing :)
Claire-Louise TuthillSeptember 13, 2014
Great ride. The guides can be quite funny.
Mike SeilbackAugust 21, 2014
The original Disney Safari. Still great after all of these years.
Rachel EubanksJune 1, 2012
Brendan was our skipper and I liked him a lot. His dry humor made the otherwise mediocre ride pretty nice!
J FNovember 16, 2014
Fun and pun-tasting! Visit during "Jingle Cruise" time for something a little different.
Jose RodriguezFebruary 15, 2018
A ride with scenic views, punny jokes, animals and waterfalls ;)
Valéria LimaDecember 17, 2013
Very nice! Great for kids, mostly little ones.
Undercover TouristAugust 24, 2011
Go at night for a completely different experience. (Keep in mind, going at night can be a little scary for the kiddos.)
Ayaz HyderSeptember 4, 2014
Pretty good little ride if you can tolerate the obvious/lame jokes.
Sarah RadinOctober 26, 2011
Been here 100+ times
Be nice to your skippers and laugh, they have feelings too! They do this to make you all smile :)
Ashley AmstutzJuly 11, 2011
Been here 10+ times
Jungle Cruise skippers rock my boat. I'm a Jungle Cruise skipper groupie! <3
Richard GibbardAugust 8, 2022
The cast members on the boats really make this ride
Jamie MooseNovember 2, 2014
The cast members add a lot of humor to this ride

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