Adam Flanagan

"Are you kidding me with this place? I've stayed at lesser quality hotels with better quality service. For the price, why the slowest Internet, to match the slowest staff? Room's nice, service is bad."

"Here's a tip, never eat here. The staff act like they've all had frontal lobotomies. And they're always out of what's on the menu."

"The potatoes that come with the steak are the most delicious thing you'll ever taste."

"Best socks."

"Keep ya shirt on."

"Don't order the tube steak."