Adam

"A rarity in fast food, give your payment at the 'first window' and then proceed to the 'second window' for the receival of your aforementioned footstuffs."

"Get some frisbirds and frisbees together and talk about plastic manufacturing."

"Obtain migraine from harsh fluorescent lighting while you wonder where everything went so wrong."

""King Crowns are for children of all ages, and if the people at your particular Burger King don't agree, well, it's nothing a burning cross in their parking lot won't fix right up."

"Beware of the aliens that live and walk among us. They use fancy hologram technology that makes them appear human, but underneath their cunning disguises are ruthless predators, awaiting your souls."

"Make sure you hear the AutoZone jingle in your head with the guitar riff whenever you go by. "Get in the zone...da na na!. . AU-TO Zone!"