Allyson Hovda

"Make friends with the guy at the front desk if you don't live here. That way you never have to sign in."

"Don't steal people's towels to make pizza with. They will catch you. And give you dirty looks."

"Only have free wifi in the basement but if you go on the 7th floor you can steal people's wifi in random areas."

"Don't make any food in the kitchens. They're repulsive and smell like Asian food."

"The tap water is like, boiling hot. Sick."

"Wax museums are probably the biggest tourist rip off."