Santos Party HouseMusic Venue • New York, United States
If Theophilus London is playing, GO.
"Sample" the iPod with the Beats attached.
Go out on the roof from Hunter North (stairs from the 17th floor, I think...)
Get the freebie item on promo days (i.e. the tote on Black Friday.)
Get past the 2nd stage of Time Crisis AFTER watching an action flick.
Walk across the bridge early morning to wear off some buzz. Be sure to piss on the historic columns on each side.