"When you arrive, don't bother with white or yellow taxis! Those guys are crooks! Just take grabtaxi! In Cebu, for now, there's no add on fee with the meter."
· Lapu-Lapu City, Philippines
"Good time, bring friends!"
"On a full flight, it's best to go through last check early! It sucks when it's crowded so don't procrastinate!"
· Pasay, Philippines
"Try the Jamaican pastries in Greenbelt 5! Only 45P for Beef Pinatubo! That's the spiciest!"
· Makati City, Philippines
"Come after 5pm, all sandwiches & pastries are 50% off!!!!"
· Tumon, Guam
"Kung Pao chicken! I get it extra spicy! Triple dare you to go hotter....."