"Food service took more than half an hour!"
"Food is good, but the service is three-toe sloth slow!"
"Their grills are really good, but not so much for their sashimi."
"You have to pay for water. :("
"Paella is served hourly. Check to see if you stand a chance before joining the queue."
"The gyoza was cold and soggy, the ramen was overcooked and mushy, and the soup too creamy and oily. The seats were to close to one another. Service was prompt though."