Ben Houghton

"Lisa Smith will sleep with anything, ANYTHING!!"

"The food is rubbish and overpriced. Try and eat elsewhere"

"Come super early if you want to avoid the MASSIVE queues!"

"Try not to get stuck in the lifts, the intercom buttons don't work"

"Women be aware if you end up here!"

"The cash machine outside charges but they do free cashback and there's a free machine across the road too"