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      Buffalo Wild WingsAugust 18, 2013
      Wings
      • Daly City, United States

      Fart box snatch batch. Make sure your server doesn't jerk you off.

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      AMC Van Ness 14May 20, 2013
      Cineplex
      • San Francisco, United States

      I am in the 12th floor high club. Were you are sitting. Sticky? Sorry.

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      Dovre ClubFebruary 16, 2013
      Bar
      • San Francisco, United States

      Babes are bitches. Duh.

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      The Palace of Auburn HillsDecember 30, 2012
      Basketball
      • Auburn Hills, United States

      Make sure you are ready to eat a dick.

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      Gate 76BOctober 1, 2012
      Gate
      • San Francisco, United States

      Dont poop your pants. Use Loris Diner to poop on.

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      The Bistro at Cliff HouseOctober 16, 2011
      American
      • San Francisco, United States

      Run around the building as fast as you can then go inside and run around the dining area as fast as you can. You will be rewarded.

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      The Iron CactusSeptember 4, 2011
      Mexican
      • San Francisco, United States

      Not at all the best burrito in the city. There are such other better quality and reasonably priced Taqueria's. Skip this place and get full somewhere better.

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      Bayfair CenterApril 26, 2011
      Mall
      • San Leandro, United States

      I saw someone smash a bowling ball on a dudes head. So funny. Great mall, lots of funny things to witness.

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      50 Mason Social HouseApril 20, 2011
      Music Venue
      • San Francisco, United States

      Every other tuesday from tonight stand comedy from the bays best joksters

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      Burger KingApril 12, 2011
      Fast Food
      • San Francisco, United States

      They always give me 5 tenders instead of 4. Awesome. Also if you order two 4 peice tenders off the dollar menu, its cheaper than ordering a 8 peice... your welcome.

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      Murphy's PubApril 8, 2011
      Pub
      • San Francisco, United States

      Nighlife on mars comedy show every other thursday. Hilarious. In the basment. Its the shit. Starts at 8pm.

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      Glen Park BART StationApril 4, 2011
      Train Station
      • San Francisco, United States

      Fart on a stairwell.

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      Chase BankApril 4, 2011
      Bank
      • San Francisco, United States

      This bank is filled with idiots. They couldnt even take the time to help me cash a check. Caused me all sorts of problems. Honestly fuck this bank. Treated me like a moron. Last laugh? Me. Cashed it.

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      San Francisco Comedy CollegeApril 4, 2011
      Comedy Club
      • San Francisco, United States

      Bert divietri is not funny. -Bert

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      Lefty O'Doul'sApril 4, 2011
      Pub
      • San Francisco, United States

      If you spill a drink the bartender will be a dick and not give you a new one on the house. And he will be extremely rude. Dont spill you drink.

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      Chinese Food and DonutsApril 1, 2011
      Chinese
      • San Francisco, United States

      Get a crispy sesos taco. Sounds weird soooooo goood!!

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      Dovre ClubMarch 18, 2011
      Bar
      • San Francisco, United States

      St patttys day here rules.

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      Andy's Chinese CuisineMarch 11, 2011
      Chinese
      • San Francisco, United States

      The crab cheese puffs are made by hand and the best in the city hands down. Eat them and you will never forget. So perfect.

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      KilowattMarch 8, 2011
      Bar
      • San Francisco, United States

      I pooped here.... twice.

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      Murph's Clubhouse PubMarch 4, 2011
      Pub
      • San Francisco, United States

      Come here every 1st and 3rd Thursday for an awesome comedy show. Nightlife on Mars. Its hilarious. For real.

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