Smoque BBQBBQ • Chicago, United States
You won't find Jesus here, but you *will* find his dad
Co-founder of Carbon, a public relations consultancy. A little bit country. A lot of coffee. Catch me if you can.
Chicken biscuits, slaw, and Cheerwine by folk from North Carolina. The kitchen hopefuls in the Ukrainian Village and Wicker Park ought to know by now. The biscuit sandwich here is BOSS.
"You're not from around here, are you." "How'd you know?" "You ordered a Three Hundred and Twelve."
"You can always tell when a man's well-informed. His views are pretty much like yours." - Bob Hope
If you're hearing voices, it's only because you found the echo spot. The echo spot.
1) Order coffee 2) Tell the barista your name is Waldo 3) Disappear 4) Observe
Two Women is always better than a Moon Man.
TSA. Thousands Standing Around.
Mexican food is to Americans as Indian food is to the British.
Back to work. Got to pay off that debt to the Columbia House Record Club.
In New Jersey, it’s “Ruth’s Chris Christie’s”
“Bless this highly nutritious microwaveable macaroni & cheese dinner and the people who sold it on sale. Amen.” - Kevin McCallister
When Dr. Google throws his hands in the air, and waves them in the general direction of Urgent Care.
A lot of people wonder, "Where am I?" It's a good question in general, but specifically, right now, you are on the doorstep of the world's premiere traffic jam, the Chicago O'Hare International.
Bewildered, but not confused about the excitement over a hot topless restaurant on Michigan Avenue. And then I found out The Pig is about tapas. Ta-pas. Got it.
Swap the Forrest Gump monologue about "shrimp" with "bacon" and you'll get the general idea behind the 50/50 bacon burger, PB & bacon, bacon-infused ketchup, bacon island dressing, bacon brownies...