Paul Youngberg

"Beware of the guardian cat, Sassy the fierce. When she wheezes, she's about to deploy her painful spikes. Use cation, feed 9x's a day"

"Don't eat the Red Bean Popsicles :-X 'cause they're exactly what they sound like."

"Play Let's Go Jungle with a date, then crack a joke at your 'compatibility' at the end of every level. Practice your timing together as the compass slappers are HARD."

"Go and try the onion burgers! Bring extra money for rides, ticket books run out quick."