Jake Collins

"Head two blocks down Shaffer til you get to the Big House. It's pretty dope."

"Talk about Nicholas Cage and Super Smash Bros. if you want to fit in."

"Don't lock the back doors or I will have to pee in the backyard if I wake up at night."

"The bottles that line the shelves of the kitchen serve a dual role as party decorations and as projectiles to be thrown at Garrett in case he somehow makes his way into the Model Home."