Peter Thorpe

"Print your boarding pass - the mobile scanner at security (that's right, scanner, not scanners) is always down due to dead batteries... Way to go TSA.."

"Print a boarding pass - the mobile doc scanner at security is constantly "out of battery power" and you'll have to go back and print your boarding pass"

"Pray beg steal cheat -- whatever you need to do to not have a fat person in the middle seat next to you .."

"Sit at the bar or window and order a drink and your torta - the Pepito is awesome!"