Caroline Witt

"Ask for Drew N. He's an awesome waiter and he's not too bad looking!"

"Listen closely and you'll hear birds. Yes! There are birds in Walmart. Flying around!"

"Do not use this gas station. They frequently run out of gas."

"Do not go to this gas station. It often runs out of gas. Every time you swipe a card it holds $75. If it takes 3 pumps to fill up your tank there's a $225 hold on your account."

"If valley view lifeguards are so responsible then why do they tweet about going to work hammered?"

"Order the french fries, they are delicious!"