Chris Gilbert

"Classic breakfasts with ingredients adjusted at your request, nice fresh orange juice, great service from 'Mr Hamlet'"

"Don't come here - the screens are not cleaned after the previous showing, the whole place smells and the local patrons are noisy imbeciles."

"As long as you don't mind the announcements, a nice and airy place to eat. Good view of departure boards if you're travelling."

"Make sure you flush the toilet properly or GLUM MARY will get you."

"The acoustic breakfast is not disappointing!"

"How can you even check in here? It's a slither of grass in between two roads!"