1. Long Grain
chris: If they have the chicken wings on the menu, all I can say is this: get them and make sure you get extra secret sauce on the side (enough to bathe yourself in).
2. Pok Pok Noi
chris: Ain't no thang (to order) but a chicken wing
3. Pok Pok Noi
chris: Keep fucking that chicken
chris: Chocolate mousse pie with molasses on top. Smear it all over your face and lick it off. Delicious. Thank you sir, may I have another.
chris: Dinner menu changes regularly but it's all incredible. Just go and go crazy.
6. MilkMade Tasting Room
chris: Get your picture on the wall and document your ultimate quest!
7. Café Grumpy
chris: Cortado here is among the best I've ever had.
8. Pio Pio Salon
chris: Whole chicken is delicious. Bathe it in green sauce and order a pitcher of sangria, and you'll be happy.
9. Cervecería del Valle Sagrado
chris: Don't be surprised if you have a beer here and then end up in a car with some locals on the way to the lost city of the Inkas.
10. Cervecería del Valle Sagrado
chris: This place has some of the best beer I've ever had. Brewmaster trained in Oregon and then moved here to get the Peruvian people drunk on his liquid gold.
chris: Gnocchi was fantastic - it's huge and has Rosemary grilled chicken, fresh veggies, and chorizo in it. Also try the chocolate brownie dessert. And bring a date, because it's cute/cozy!
12. Bagel Talk
chris: Maybe the worst whole wheat everything bagel I have had in NYC. Tasted like a cracker. Bummer.
13. Parm Upper West Side
chris: Turkey sandwich is supremely underrated. You will not be disappointed.
14. Montage Laguna Beach
chris: Fantastic service here. Come, grab a drink, and watch the sun set.
chris: Tasty soups and sandwiches. If you order a sandwich, be prepared to wait at least ten minutes - they have a "bottleneck."
16. Tortilla Republic Laguna Beach
chris: Great service, great fajitas, great guac. We'll be back.
17. Samsung PX 2.0
chris: If there's a urinal in the men's bathroom, you're not in the men's bathroom.
18. Parm Upper West Side
chris: Mozzarella sticks count as a vegetable. I promise. Just order them.
19. Samsung PX 2.0
chris: If you pee on seat, balls will be crushed.
20. The Siding
chris: Great place to grab sandwiches for a hike. Open early, really friendly people, and tasty sandwiches.
21. Kimchi House
chris: If you find yourself in Jasper and don't eat here, you're doing it wrong. Everything is authentic and tasty, and the owner hustles like crazy to make your experience a good one.
22. Roberta's Pizza
chris: Even if it's not on the menu, you can order it. Try a Bee Sting or a Millennium Falco.
23. Fields Good Chicken
chris: Say hi to Field - he's the one running around like a chicken making sure the food is as delicious as advertised.
24. Fields Good Chicken
chris: Fantastic service! Chicken is not just good, but great. Potatoes are a tasty side if you're feeling extra hungry.
25. The Meatball Shop
chris: Ice cream sandwich with two different cookies. Do it.
26. Athens Riverside Cafe
chris: Massive breakfasts at a great price.
27. Casa de Wong
chris: Got some free time to kill? Do some prenatal workouts to stay fit.
28. $1 Pizza
chris: Read the name. Now look at the pizza. Now back to the name. You have all the information you need. No tips required.
29. Ray's Bottom File cabinet
chris: Throw Jasper a bone, but make sure it has peanut butter on it.
30. Stonover Farm
chris: Spend some time and hang out with the two Siamese cats: Bug and Little Man.
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