1. Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Slaughter Lane
Cole H: Can somebody let the blue hairs know that there's a light under every table and that they can leave their flashlights at home?
2. 400 Rabbits
Cole H: Do yourself a favor and get the Tacos al la Parilla and the Queso con Carne. (But make sure you get the queso during happy hour when it is only $5.50. $11 for queso is a ripoff.)
3. John Mueller Meat Company
Cole H: Moist brisket, sausage, and potato salad are all solid bets. Oh, and don't forget to get a beef rib on the side!
4. The Veloway
Cole H: Please use your brain and teach your kid(s) to ride a bike elsewhere. The only thing you'll end up teaching them here is how to cause an accident.
5. The Veloway
Cole H: Passing me with six inches of clearance does not make you cool. It makes you an asshole.
6. LongHorn Steakhouse
Cole H: If you don't like lemon juice in your water, make sure to ask for it without.
7. Alamo Drafthouse Cinema – Slaughter Lane
Cole H: Don't talk, turn your damn phone off, and tip your waiters well!
8. Texas Roadhouse
Cole H: Unless you're a complete fat ass, the CFS is big enough for two people!
9. Galaxy Cafe
Cole H: Get the mac 'n cheese. You're missing out if you haven't had it yet!
10. Riviera Bistro
Cole H: Do yourself a favor and get the chocolate mousse. So good!
11. Home Slice Pizza
Cole H: Additional parking for Home Slice around the corner at Congress Ave. Baptist Church. You're welcome.
12. More Home Slice
Cole H: Additional parking.
13. Five Guys
Cole H: Get a bacon cheeseburger. You know you wanna! And besides, you're not here to eat healthy...
14. Jo's Coffee
Cole H: Stopping by Jo's for lunch or dinner? Have the Jo's Cubano Sandwich. Holy crap! So good!
15. Hoboken Pie
Cole H: Get two slices and a drink for $6.50 at lunchtime. One if the cheapest downtown lunches I've found!
16. Sugar Mama's Bakeshop
Cole H: Have a cupcake or 12! They're all great!
17. Home Slice Pizza
Cole H: Sit at the bar (first come, first served) and watch the pizza pros ply their trade. It's like a free show while you eat!
18. Sabrina's Cafe & Spencer's Too
Cole H: Get the Stuffed Carmelized Challah French Toast. So good!
19. Casino El Camino
Cole H: Have a burger!
20. Moonshine Patio Bar & Grill
Cole H: Have dinner at Moonshine.
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