Patricia Cortés

"Delicious shakes 1/2 price after 8 pm!!!"

"2. Don't give Charlie the neighborhood whino a damn thing. He'll always want more money, more beer, etc. And he never leaves so it's not like you can avoid him."

"1. If the street lights are out odds are it was done on purpose."

"Don't forget to order the mcchicken. It's the only reason you pulled into the drive thru!"

"Once you set something down, odds are it won't be there when you need it."