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Cosmo Kramer

Cosmo Kramer

New York, NY
  • 13 Tips
  • 38 Followers
  • 38 Following
  • 2 Lists
Cosmo's Lists in All Cities
  • Mineola
  • Huntington Station
  • Jamaica
  • Williston Park
  • Greenlawn
  • Brooklyn
  • Lihue
  • Westbury
  • Melville
  • All Cities
Cosmo's Top Cities
Mineola
2 Tips
Huntington Station
2 Tips
Jamaica
2 Tips
Williston Park
1 Tip
Greenlawn
1 Tip
Brooklyn
1 Tip
Lihue
1 Tip
Westbury
1 Tip
Melville
1 Tip
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Cosmo Kramer
1 places updated
1 place including Cafe Formaggio
Cosmo Kramer
5 places updated
5 places including Moe's Southwest Grill, IHOP, Mineola Park Deli, Juniors Hero Shop
    Cosmo's Recent Tips
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    "Come for the air travel, stay for the tender caress of a lonely TSA Agent."
    Cosmo KramerCosmo Kramer · February 26, 2014
    Travel and Transportation
    · Jamaica, United States
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    "The grilled chicken sandwich with bacon, cheese, mayo and pesto was pretty good."
    Cosmo KramerCosmo Kramer · October 21, 2013
    Café
    · Lihue, United States
    4.6
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    "What is this, SAW? Do you want to play a game? Here, wipe your ass with this sandpaper. Why do hotels insist on using this shit? Don't they realize people would use less if they got real toilet paper?"
    Cosmo KramerCosmo Kramer · August 25, 2013
    Hotel
    · Melville, United States
    6.1
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    "The "Turkey Bacon Bravo" sandwich only has two slices of bacon. Shame on you for even mentioning bacon in the name of the sandwich, Panera Bread."
    Cosmo KramerCosmo Kramer · June 3, 2013
    Bakery
    · Carle Place, United States
    8.0
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    "Please leave your pride at the door and strip naked for your convenience and security."
    Cosmo KramerCosmo Kramer · March 11, 2013
    Travel and Transportation
    · Jamaica, United States
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    "Don't forget to check in on 4sq before checking in here for low-low rates during your stay. Oh, sorry. All your shit was vouchered before your arrival, so your phone is with the property clerk. My bad"
    Cosmo KramerCosmo Kramer · February 15, 2013
    Courthouse
    · Brooklyn, United States