Martin Jackson

"Welcome to Hull, the end of the line. All hope abandoned ye who enter here."

"Amuse other visitors by wearing a lizard outfit and pretending you're a giant monster."

"Build a sandcastle that will stand the test of time by making it out of cement."

"Confuse the staff by ordering s frappemochacappachino ."

"Build a small boat using the wooden floor panels in case someone vandalises the pier."

"If your bus is running late, pass the time by growing a beard."