David Ostlund

"Plan on bringing a doggy bag home with you. Lots for your money. Burger Bar Americain is the bomb."

"Amazing the offerings they have for the price. However, be there when it's busy so it's always fresh. Terribly lacking in the vegetable category."

"Spectacular rooms. Restaurant is fantastic. Get the queso mixto (with both chorizo and mushrooms)"

"One of the older restaurants located on the Rio Cuale. Marissa, the net owner is kicking out some great traditional Mexican flavored. Try the giant octopus."

"Shrimp or octopus burritos are killer. You won't be disappointed."

"Best damn massage in Vallarta and cheap. $35 and hour."