"If you're looking for help, you have to wait for the guy planning an entire home redesign to finish."
Furniture / Home
· Schaumburg, United States
"Half price bagels every Wednesday!"
Deli / Bodega
· Buffalo Grove, United States
"Avoid the table next to the door unless you like sitting in a wind tunnel."
· Skokie, United States
"For fun, call and ask when S'mores will be Flavor of the Day. Stand by for a response that could be any or all of the following: rude, condescending, sarcastic, passive aggressive, or socially inept."
· Fish Creek, United States
"Lovely porch overlooking Eagle Harbor. Great place to rest and cool off. Free Wi-Fi!"
· Ephraim, United States
"Food is good... When you get it. Kitchen gets backed up easily, so it frequently takes a while."
· Egg Harbor, United States