"For £70, you can get a Smartphone with 500 mins, unlimited texts & 1GB of data plus a £120 Cinema Voucher for any cinema! #awesomeness"
· North Lincolnshire, United Kingdom
"The guy above me is a cheap-ass."
· Scunthorpe, United Kingdom
"If the shower-gel is Blue, it'll smell like Haribo. If the shower gel is Orange, it'll smell like... Orange."
"The paper cups make the water taste a bit weird so, bring a bottle with you to fill."
"Try the chicken, it's nice. That is all."
· Leeds, United Kingdom
"If you're on your way to Birmingham, this is where you wait. It'll be the train for Dorridge. That is all."
· Dudley, United Kingdom