"No matter how fit you are. No matter how good you are. Never attempt to walk up the steps. I am dead now."
· San Francisco, United States
"Remember to bring extra air."
· Solar system, United Kingdom
"When the waitress suggests you might be ordering too much food, you listen to her. I'm still full."
"Great food and the nicest restaurant staff in the UK."
· Cambridge, United Kingdom
"One for the foot fetishists."
· Split, Croatia
"Aargh. Aargh. I'm going to die."
· Alton, United Kingdom