The BountyGastropub • Brooklyn, United States
Best cocktails in the neighborhood
I steal the socks.
The first movie I saw in New York, Gladiator, I saw here. It won best picture that year. Coincidence? Probably.
Flatbread is large enough to share but delicious enough to question who got the bigger piece. Don't worry, they play lively music to offset your brooding.
Truly the best Cortelyou has to offer. Bring a bottle of wine and forget your impatient attitude. You want fast service? Go down to Coney Island Ave, make a left, and follow until you hit McDonald's.
One Philadelphia secret is the medicinal qualities a cheesesteak has for a hangover. It's best to dose early and often.
Get the croissant. Enjoy it. Every minute of it. And quit knocking on the prices. Rent is too damn high.
Oldest tip is about a mean bartender. If that makes you laugh you're in the right place
Dave's Italian blows the Wawa #10 out of the water.
Once you get the Foursquare mayoralship you have to face Pat Baer in his final boss form. Better prepare a musical number.
See that brick wall? Hear that wood floor? Feel that shadow of your former self being lifted into the ether? Wash it all down with a drink, you're about to enter a dark night of the soul.
Check out the time portal at the back of the bar that will take you back to when you were shaving *whistles* down there.
The boot is double the liter price, will probably go warm in your hand, and earn you a few snickers. But if that sounds like too much you could, you know, not drink.
Is this place is the Buckets Of Blood from Basketball Diaries? Seems like it.
Stand out front and watch / the car services drive / up and down the block.
A delightful place to feel insecure and overhear insipid conversation. They usually let you in 10 before showtime.
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