Colonel Clay

"Everybody knows there's no good Chinese in West LA but this place is sick! Try the duck, ask for extra sauce. The egg-rolls rock too, better than anywhere short of Monterey Park. Need more parking."

"This place is the greatest. Sit at the bar and order the vodka sampler. Pick horseradish and garlic as two of the flavors."

"This place is coveniently located but the new Pavilions is so much better."

"Here's a tip... don't slam on your brakes in the right lane on La Cienega and block rush-hour traffic. Make the turn, Granny!"

"Must order the cucumber martini. Share with the table. Very refreshing."

"No AT&T cell-service whatsoever in this building, not even the lobby. Have to walk all the way out of the building to get a signal. Not the hotel's fault, but still a major con."