Evan Sherar

"They only give you that part of the broccoli that no one really eats."

"If you're using the elevator, make sure people with crutches get on before you. It's rude to make someone who actually needs the elevator wait for your lazy butt."

"It's definitely worth spending flex dollars just to see Jo. She's so nice and always smiles really big. It's a great way to brighten your day."

"Despite what people may tell you, the J. J. Gargantuan is a really big sandwich."

"They charge you full price for loaded grillers during happier hour. Don't waste your time here"

"Don't sit in the hallway. You'll be asked to leave"