Alex Villa

"Shrimp shrunk, edamame dried as a prune. Good service, but what happened to the yummliness??"

"Great wifi, helpful staff. Good school, but If you don't like this university, why don't you just leave?"

"Best buy rewards zone with gamer's club membership is the way to go"

"ATM machines are über fast, even with your deposits of like 30 checks and 50 cashmoney bills lol. Way better than bank of evil (formerly Lehman Brothers) (extra points if you know the reference)"

"When I mean "They Rock Hard" I mean like, they're awesome, not that they're hard as a rock...lmao!!!"

"Patos with Chicken guisado (or beef guisado) and cheese are friggin' awesome!!But if you wanna order tortillas by the dozen, they only sell 'em hot. Can't order cold for days-to-come-at-home anymore."