Ayres Suites Yorba LindaHotel • Yorba Linda, United States
Beware of their expired elevator permits!
Bring your own coffee and post up for a bit. They have great wifi, tables, and views.
Go sit in the end of the blade at the education center and listen to the nearest turbine spinning.
You aren't allowed to get out until there is activity across the street
Don't get Spanish Dave drunk. He's a firecracker and may fight you til he's not wearing any clothes.
See that barn door thing? Don't bother trying, there's nothing in there.
Go Thursday night for $3 pints. It's the best deal around.
If you're on the west side of the building open a window. You will smell Dinosaur BBQ, one of the best smells in the world.
Don't use the elevator. It is slow and smells like someone pissed in it.
The ice cream is good but the service blows. Don't twirl on the stools!!!