"Try the chicken."
· Jersey City, United States
"Great place to get chicken."
· Toledo, United States
"Not all of the prostitutes at truck stops are biologically female. I just found out the hard way."
· Joplin, United States
"A lot of stores may be closed in this mall, but look on the bright side: that means less people will complain when I take a sink-bath in the mall restrooms."
· Mesa, United States
"Everyone here is either toothless or homeless. I think I'm in paradise."
· Phoenix, United States
"Just because they offer a "bottomless cup of coffee" doesn't mean you're allowed to stay here for 8 hours. Sigh."
· Boulder City, United States