"Try the Taco Dogs!"
· Los Angeles, United States
"If you are here for breakfast you MUST have the Hamlet Breakfast for 2! It is absolutely amazing!"
· Berlin, Germany
"The only thing fresh about this place was the pile of bananas! Everything else was burnt or tasted like a hooker's ass after she's been plowed by a donkey at a Mexican strip club!"
· Philadelphia, United States
"The duck salad here is to die for! Amazing presentation and the perfect taste!"
· West Hollywood, United States
"I don't always drink tea, but when I do it's picked by monkeys! (Try the Monkey Picked Oolong)"
"The roasted duck is by far the best I've had!"
· Seattle, United States