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The Onion left a tip at LaGuardia Airport (LGA)

Grand Central Pkwy, East Elmhurst, NY | July 26, 2010
If you plan to be gone more than a few days, set an automatic timer to turn your lights on and off five times a second while pulsating techno music plays.
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LaGuardia Airport (LGA)
East Elmhurst, NY
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