Animal Haters Zoo Part DeuxHome • Jersey City, United States
I only check in when I french a dad.
Most of the cashiers are cool as hell. Just be prepared to see tables and demonstrations blocking you from everything on your shopping list. Also, lol @ the vitamin bro with the headset in produce.
Lots of stuff not on their tiny menu - like coolatas. You can still ask for them, though.
They also make key copies. And I think there is a notary.
Make lots of eye contact and brag about how many cigarettes you have.
Anticipate the station lobby being closed whenever you're there.
Grab a coffee at the McDonalds next door if you're waiting for your late bus OR your late family member who KNEW you'd be there at 1:49pm, but decided to "stop by" Marshall's anyway.
This place is basically Walmart with torn Ralph Lauren sweaters.
40 minute wait with half of their tables open. Slowest service ever. Pick somewhere else to eat.