If you yell "Hey Stupid" into a crowd of people.... how many do you think will turn around??
I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love , and I have to use the self service pump ! This is not fun !
If we aren't meant to have late night snacks, why is there a light in the fridge??
The Earl Dog may be the best drunk food in town. A big, fluffy bun, a 100-percent Angus dog with all the snap and salt you crave. Get it with the works. Read more.
What's the difference between beer nuts and deer nuts?? Deer nuts are just under a buck! Lmao...
After 5hrs , i asked shipping via CB ch2 where was Restroom...."ma'am ur not allowed out of ur truck unless instructed to do so by Nestle employee!"... well does that means i just open door and pee??
If you keep a steady stream on the Pee Bee for 30 seconds you win a prize. Alarms go off and confetti falls from the ceiling. Ask the attendant about this.
Having your credentials, would you agree that student is "John Hopkins" ready : )
People should NOT wear SPANX when it just makes them look like a busted can of biscuits... just sayin'...
