Jeff Shaw

"Salads are not fresh. Mushy tomatoes and cucumbers..."

"If you get the mac and cheese, request they add bacon chunks...now you are eating in style."

"Don't bother bringing headphones. They have the music so loud you can't hear your own music. Unless you like emo hate life music."

"$3 for a Pabst Blue Ribbon!? Damn Hipsters ruin everything."

"Charge you .35 cents to use your debit card at the pump....lame"

"Tourist trap! Use the buddy system to be able to escape..."