Mission Chinese FoodChinese • New York, United States
Pork jowl and Chicharrón
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Don't get a dessert (seriously, who does that these days anyway?), but from the desert menu, be sure to get a 'brew for the crew' on the way out!
Don't visit unless you first made sure your chakra is green. They don't take kindly to unfriendly auras.
Ask for a penguin in your room. But make sure he takes a shower. Them penguins be filthy.
Operators on Craigslist will wait in line for your tickets. Going rate seems to be $100/pair.
Catch the sunset on the roof. Get there early to snatch the middle table with the best view.
You'll earn special cred if you know what a "tare weight" is.
Don't plug your phone into the NAS. It'll never charge!
Michelle came here. So obviously they have a dish called "first lady noodles"
I've been looking all over town for halloumi cheese. Found it here.
Pick up heavy things and put them back down. Also: they have 3 lifting platforms inc racks. A godsend!
International connecting flight? There are two security lines to get in to the terminal: upstairs and downstairs. If one is packed, the other is likely empty.
If you have an international flight out of T2, hide your water bottle before boarding or they'll take it away at the gate. Clearly, bullshit security is more important than hydration.
Look for the pigeon walla. He's the guy walking around shooing off the birds with a coiled up rope.