Chris Morgan

"Skip the pre-show show by coming in 2 minutes before it starts. Otherwise you'll kill yourself. Also, don't be a douche by using your flash"

"Don't waste your time. Dinosaur land seems like a quickly planned, poorly designed (compared to the rest of the park) addition."

"If you bring a screaming child who doesn't want to get wet onto the ride, you fail at parenting."

"A rumble pack motor and a 9v battery will lock down the airport and put you on a list. Trust me, double check your bags before packing them!"

"These guys are pretty awesome! One of the best tire shops in town"

"If you order chocolate ice cream after 8pm, you have a 50/50 chance of actually having it. Also, your burger will likely be served cold and the cashier will ignore you until you interrupt her txting"