Lucy Miles

"Bring headphones. 'Silent study' areas are usually interpreted as 'whisper loudly in large groups'. Humbug."

"GO SEE VNV BEFORE YOU DIE!"

"Wannabe MILFS: stop wearing make-up to the gym. If you don't look like Alice Cooper after an hour you're doing it wrong."

"I recommend my house cos it's sexy innit"

"Avoid unless you like the smell of chav..."