Meredith Hawkins

"food quality normally falls between the levels of repulsive to disgusting."

"egg drop soup couldn't be more perfect."

"don't touch the tables or the menus. they're really sticky."

"come late at night so you can get Montgomery to help you. he's the best ever."

"get the basket of toast. it's perfect with anything here - even if your meal already comes with toast."

"This building has 13 different sublevels. No wonder freshmen get lost!"