1. Fortress of Discotude

Brooklyn, NY
Home (private) · Bushwick · 1 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Two player Dance Central 2 is impossible in this narrow living room. Kinect with caution.

2. The Syndicate

1801 Willow Ave, Weehawken, NJ
Office · 4 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: It's really important that you #lolpenis

3. Yola's Cafe

6.9
524 Metropolitan Ave (at Union Ave), Brooklyn, NY
Mexican Restaurant · Williamsburg · 50 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Tamales are only $2. Get two. It's a meal. Criminal.

4. KING NOODLE

8.8
1045 Flushing Ave (Morgan), Brooklyn, NY
Asian Restaurant · Bushwick · 70 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Just eat it all.

5. Legion

6.9
790 Metropolitan Ave (at Humboldt St), Brooklyn, NY
Bar · East Williamsburg · 48 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Basically, the worst bar in Williamsburg.

6. Garden Spot Cafe

195 Franklin St (btw Green & Huron), Brooklyn, NY
American Restaurant · Greenpoint · 7 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Totally meh. I suppose if you haven't been to Greenpoint Coffee House, it might be okay - but compared to what used to be here, this is blah.

7. Den of the Manotaur

Brooklyn, NY
Home (private) · East Williamsburg · 2 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Bring Loko.

8. Charleston

7.5
174 Bedford Ave (btwn N 7th & N 8th St.), Brooklyn, NY
Bar · Williamsburg · 100 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Holy god. This place is all kinds of awful. As much as I hate overdevelopment in Williamsburg, I cannot wait for a condo to be built to knock this thing down.

9. Shinju Sushi

7.4
164 Pearl St (btwn Pine & Wall St.), New York, NY
Sushi Restaurant · Financial District · 33 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: I can say without question that this is the worst sushi I've had in New York. All the tuna based rolls for the lunch special look like pet food.

10. The Palms

6.6
26-01 Jackson Ave. (at 44th Dr.), New York, NY
Pool · Long Island City · 9 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Wayyyyyyyyyy too much money. Should be $10, or free if you buy some of their schwag.

11. Miles

8.8
101 Wilson Ave, Brooklyn, NY
Cocktail Bar · Bushwick · 41 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: What kind of a bar closes at 2?

12. Hip Genius

160 Varick St Fl 10 (Vandam), New York, NY
Office · Hudson Square · 1 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Men's bathroom code is 431.

13. IKEA

7.3
1 Beard St, Brooklyn, NY
Furniture / Home Store · Red Hook · 435 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Missing parts from your furniture? Get fucked! Expect at least three miserable weeks for your hardware.

14. Northern Territory

8.2
12 Franklin St (at Meserole Ave), Brooklyn, NY
Australian Restaurant · Greenpoint · 102 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: The iced coffee here is like the Wu Tang Clan: absolutely nothing to fuck with.

15. Bar Matchless

8.1
557 Manhattan Ave (at Driggs Ave), Brooklyn, NY
Bar · Williamsburg · 186 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Brunch is a disorganized clusterfuck. Kitchen is a disaster. An hour after ordering, no food, no apologies, and it's half full. FAIL.

16. Your Way Cafe

7.8
17 Wilson Ave (btwn Noll & George St), Brooklyn, NY
Café · Bushwick · 20 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Wifi here is pretty awful.

17. Good Life Tattoos & Piercings

8.8
752 W Market St (Grand Ave), Akron, OH
Tattoo Parlor · Highland Square · 13 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Came here from Brooklyn to get work done by John, & he killed it. Better than the vast majority of artists in NYC.

18. Hook & Ladder II

133 John St (Pearl St), New York, NY
Bar · Financial District · 1 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Holy fuckbuttons, this is an absolute shitpile of a dive. And it rules.

19. Casa Carrera

7.0
915 Flushing Ave, Brooklyn, NY
Mexican Restaurant · East Williamsburg · 16 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Get yr corn fungus on.

20. Breier Compound

Toledo, OH
Home (private) · 1 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Beware of nasty dog. Seriously.

21. Walgreens

6.5
2770 W Broad St, Columbus, OH
Drugstore / Pharmacy · 8 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: It smells bad here!

22. Lunchbox Brooklyn

7.4
120 Norman Ave (at Eckford St), Brooklyn, NY
Sandwich Place · Greenpoint · 52 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Order the Johnson, hold the bleu cheese, and get a little bit of balsalmic instead. You're welcome.

23. Wang Wang's House

Brooklyn, NY
Home (private) · Bushwick · 2 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Don't forget to #lolpenis

24. California Tortilla

8.3
2329 Forest Dr #A (Solomons Island Rd), Annapolis, MD
Burrito Place · 17 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Look out for Danders!

25. Charlotte Patisserie

8.8
596 Manhattan Ave (btwn Nassau & Driggs Ave), Brooklyn, NY
Bakery · Greenpoint · 45 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Hey gurl! Get yr free hazelnut cookie when you check in!

26. Lucky Dog

9.0
303 Bedford Ave, Brooklyn, NY
Bar · Williamsburg · 134 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: A den of annoying, entitled white people who smell like Axe.

27. Miles

8.8
101 Wilson Ave, Brooklyn, NY
Cocktail Bar · Bushwick · 41 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: The fig jam they give you with the cheese place must have nicotine in it. I want to drink it for days.

28. Pearl's Social & Billy Club

9.2
40 Saint Nicholas Ave (at Starr St), Brooklyn, NY
Bar · Bushwick · 64 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Get a damn hot toddy with Jack.

29. Fred Perry Sample Sale

547 W 27th St (at 10th Ave.), New York, NY
Clothing Store · Chelsea · 1 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Ehhhhhhhhhhhh.

30. Mercury Lounge

8.4
217 E Houston St (btwn Ludlow & Essex St), New York, NY
Rock Club · Lower East Side · 131 tips and reviews

Ben B.Ben Breier: Set times listed are always a dirty, dirty lie. Come 45 minutes later than you're planning on coming.