Rick Abell

"Important: be sure to eat all of your chocolate chip cookies by 3pm to make way for the new batch."

"Hotel shower is amazing. Good temperature and awesome water pressure, definitely a nice surprise to find that when traveling."

"Try to get this song out of your head: "Hotel, Yotel, Holiday Innnn.""

"Smaaaaaaassssshhhhhh dooooooooggggggg."

"Order the soup, it's awesome. But don't try cutting the chicken with your spoon. I've spilled soup all over myself doing this. Twice."

"If you're sitting downstairs in one of the corners with couches, do not, I repeat, do NOT touch the lamp hanging over the table. The bar tender will freak out for some reason."