"Watch out, old people reenact the resistance against the Japanese invaders from 8am every morning."
"Drink as much cider as you can & eat pie."
"Watch your stuff, loads of pick pockets operate at the shows."
"A thoroughly loathsome experience, the staff & fellow visa appliers are wholly obnoxious & rude."
"Canceled our order; food expensive, drinks far too expensive & can't do a plain water. Screw 'Em!"
"Pies, cider & excellent beers list. Could do with dancing girls but we can't have everything eh?"