Nick Stringer

"They make fuel injectors and stuff, yo."

"At the main gate press A followed by the flat number to buzz flats in The Mill. Press B for flats in The Clocktower."

"Car park costs £1 for 3 hours, but you can get this taken off your bill if you take the ticket inside."

"The lock on the men's loo doesn't work. Be cautious when peeing!"

"£1.65 for a big chunk of chocolate brownie in the Pumpkin cafe!"

"It's a hole."