Jez Batten

"Cool place. Nice. What City Place needed"

"HEAR ME NOW: Malverners, this is your gateway out of Malvern. Cherish it, use it, never look back. You may not believe me but there is an entire world out there. You can leave..."

"Best curry ive had since i left England and had my mate's Indian auntie's curry. Not sure what the Mexican food is about. Dodge that and get a curry."

"Beware of the moving stairs. Theres no signs warning you and they constantly move. I thought this was AMERICA?"

"Make eye contact. Then smile. Then move in for a high five. After high fiving hug and say 'boobies'. Make arrangements to exchange pot plants and skip onto your train. Super."

"Beware of the geese and their shit. Its everywhere."